Emily is an aspiring journalist/writer working an office job. Here you will find silly things and, eventually, samples of her writing.


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Jul 28, 2014
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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

x

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via epic-humor)


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Jul 27, 2014
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Jul 27, 2014
@ 7:47 pm
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Jul 27, 2014
@ 7:44 pm
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foreverdai:

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Jul 27, 2014
@ 7:11 pm
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Chris Evans exclusive interview with Mark Ruffalo.  / x.

(Source: jamesbarne, via roartonrotters)


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Jul 27, 2014
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anidragon:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.


This is so fucking surreal.

anidragon:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

This is so fucking surreal.

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via fandom-fables)


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Jul 27, 2014
@ 6:27 pm
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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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Jul 27, 2014
@ 6:26 pm
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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(Source: citymod, via katssby)


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Jul 27, 2014
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alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

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Jul 27, 2014
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officialunitedstates:

athletespaz101:

officialunitedstates:

imagine biting into a steak and there being a hot poptart in there

How do you even come up with this stuff

personal experience

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